Short Story: CaliguloveHappy Singles Awareness Day, everyone."Caligulove"Mariah turned up the volume on her MP3 player to drown out the sound of everyone else in the room, especially the two girls sitting beside her that would not for the life of them shut up and some stupid boy they just loved to squeal about. It was like this pretty much every day, but since it was that grand old day in February, they felt that they had an excuse to be much, much louder than normal.Girls like this aggravated her to no end. They were the empty-headed ones, full of trivialities and nonsense about gossip and shallow things, like shopping! and omg, did you hear?! These were the sluts that dressed in tight clothes to show off their breasts and fat alike, that were known for bad grades, sleeping around, and listening to cheap, meaningless music. They were better off not even existing.The first artist that her shuffle hit was Them Crooked Vultures, much to her dry amusement.